Good Morning Blog World

I was watching the local weather report a few minutes ago while I was sucking the horse piss out of that gotdam nebulizer. The weather girl is a flake at best...a blond airhead. The weather report? Stronger sun today with the possibility of stronger storms this afternoon. Stronger sun? heh..I reckon the sun has been to the gym pumping iron...
It is wet outside...too wet and I hope we do get some 'stronger sun' this morning to dry the grass out enough so I can get it mowed. The part that is seeded in Bahia grass is knee high with seeds that stick to the hair on my legs when I walk through it. The centipede needs cutting but is not as bad. I can cut it all wet but it does ball up under the mower and I don't get an even cut.
Anyway...don't get me wrong...I ain't complaining about the rain. This is Florida and this is the monsoon season and rain is not only expected it is for the most part welcomed. The sand won't hold it long and a week without rain and the 'gym conditioned' sun will have the sand powdery and blowing and plants dying because of the lack of water. The tree rats will be drinking the water out of the bird bath instead of peeing in it and the birds will have to do without a bath and start emulating the French and cologne up. Yeah...without rain the place will smell like Paris...like dirty birds wearing perfume.
As you can tell I'm in a good mood even if it is early in the morning. I woke up feeling pretty god and would have felt better if sweetthing hadn't a handed me that gotdam nebulizer. But I used it...as always...ate that handful of pills that I gotta do before she will give me my first half liter mug of jumpstart. It has become a routine...I sit down in my recliner and about the time I get my finger pricked to check my blood sugar level Little Sister (aka DONTGOTDAMIT!) jumps up and cuddles in beside me. Sweetthing prepares and hands me the gotdam nebulizer which I start to suck on while I watch the local news and weather...or read whatever book I am into. If I finish the horsepiss in the nebulizer I get my first mug of jumpstart without any nagging ...after I wash down the pills with a cup of water. Then it is my dry rye toast and twice a week I get to have a cackleberry. Sometimes I think I need to get a life...and then I remember that if not for this routine I wouldn't have a life...and everyday above ground is now a good day.
I ain't looked at the internet news yet...no doubt something in it will spoil the good mood so I may not...hell it is Saturday...and a good wet morning is a good time to go check out a few garage sales. Too wet to make hay anyway. Y'all come heah? The jumpstart is good and hot and the air conditioner keeps this doublewide nice and cool.















