Good Morning Blog World

I was watching the local weather report a few minutes ago while I was sucking the horse piss out of that gotdam nebulizer. The weather girl is a flake at best...a blond airhead. The weather report? Stronger sun today with the possibility of stronger storms this afternoon. Stronger sun? heh..I reckon the sun has been to the gym pumping iron...

It is wet outside...too wet and I hope we do get some 'stronger sun' this morning to dry the grass out enough so I can get it mowed. The part that is seeded in Bahia grass is knee high with seeds that stick to the hair on my legs when I walk through it. The centipede needs cutting but is not as bad. I can cut it all wet but it does ball up under the mower and I don't get an even cut.

Anyway...don't get me wrong...I ain't complaining about the rain. This is Florida and this is the monsoon season and rain is not only expected it is for the most part welcomed. The sand won't hold it long and a week without rain and the 'gym conditioned' sun will have the sand powdery and blowing and plants dying because of the lack of water. The tree rats will be drinking the water out of the bird bath instead of peeing in it and the birds will have to do without a bath and start emulating the French and cologne up. Yeah...without rain the place will smell like Paris...like dirty birds wearing perfume.

As you can tell I'm in a good mood even if it is early in the morning. I woke up feeling pretty god and would have felt better if sweetthing hadn't a handed me that gotdam nebulizer. But I used it...as always...ate that handful of pills that I gotta do before she will give me my first half liter mug of jumpstart. It has become a routine...I sit down in my recliner and about the time I get my finger pricked to check my blood sugar level Little Sister (aka DONTGOTDAMIT!) jumps up and cuddles in beside me. Sweetthing prepares and hands me the gotdam nebulizer which I start to suck on while I watch the local news and weather...or read whatever book I am into. If I finish the horsepiss in the nebulizer I get my first mug of jumpstart without any nagging ...after I wash down the pills with a cup of water. Then it is my dry rye toast and twice a week I get to have a cackleberry. Sometimes I think I need to get a life...and then I remember that if not for this routine I wouldn't have a life...and everyday above ground is now a good day.

I ain't looked at the internet news yet...no doubt something in it will spoil the good mood so I may not...hell it is Saturday...and a good wet morning is a good time to go check out a few garage sales. Too wet to make hay anyway. Y'all come heah? The jumpstart is good and hot and the air conditioner keeps this doublewide nice and cool.

Pimpin' A Ride

I reckon I'll be pimping my ride next week. I wouldn't let the topper go with the Red Ram...they wouldn't give me any more for it and damn if I would give it to them. So, wheh I left there I went by a place that sells toppers and traded it for a nice set of nerf bars that will get installed Monday. I don't think I am gonna get a topper this time...maybe some kinda sliding cover that I can lock but I like to be able to use the over head rear view mirror...those toppers do restrict vision. I still have to get a bug shield installed as well as a trailer brake system...damn. Ain't nothin' cheap either...

I did manage to call and get the Sirius radio activated...free service for a year...if I find that I like it and use it I'll keep it activated...

Done Deal

Went back to the Dodge house this afternoon and spent another couple of hours dickering...finally got the deal I offered to begin with...knew they could take it if they wanted to sell the vehicle. Sumbitches tried hammering me and I walked...told to drive that White Ram up their collective butts and go get me the keys to the Red Ram....instead they too me to the business office where they already had the paperwork with my offer printed out for me to sign. GAWD DAMN! But having been in the business I know its an act...I am just the better actor.

Good Morning Blog World

Looks like Iraq is gonna be a hotbed for sometime to come. The Kurds ain't gonna give up their oil without a fight.

The Obama administration, which is gradually withdrawing American troops from Iraq, was surprised and troubled by the Kurdish move.

Yeah, I reckon the Emperor was surprised....he is a typical fucking commie who figures that everyone should just be satisfied to sing Kumbaya and do what he dictates as long as they are all equal. Listen, Obama doesn't have an original idea in his head about the war, the economy, illegal immigration or any other gotdam thing including grabbing power. he ain't the first man that wanted to be the emperor and he ain't gonna be the last. Eventually the public will realize that he ain't wearing no clothes.

BULLSHIT! People, if you want the security of this country compromised all you have to do is put it in the hands of the democrats. Damn right the CIA has programs they don't want congress to know about because if congress knows about them they are no longer secret. Congress will vote on a cap and trade bill without ever bothering to read it but you can bet the south forty that if it has to do with security they will not only read it but blab to the world about it.
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All is quiet right now on the home front...but about an hour ago it sounded like a war! Thunder booming like M80s and lightning hitting somewhere near...knocked me outta bed. Weird weather again in Florida...afternoon storms are hitting us before daylight...seems like the creator lost her TIMEX. But so far it ain't rained enough to give me waterfront property...Al Gore lied like a hound dawg, huh?

I'm gonna go cut okra and gather cherry tomatoes in a few minutes before the rain hits us again...supposed to be a front moving in off the gulf all morning and the forecast is wet...and wetter. May have me some blackeyed peas and okra for lunch with a piece of boiled yardbird...still on this ass kicking diet...but I shy 18 pounds of blubber since I started on June third...blood sugar is okay and I noticed in the shower yesterday that I could see my dick...

Reckon I had best get started doing something constructive like horticulturin' before the rain...y'all come back, heah?

Busy Day

It has been one hell of a day. Got the results on my blown out knee...it is blown out..multiple small tears and something called a 'Baker's Cyst'...whatever in hell that is. Got me an appointment with a bone cutter next Thursday afternoon to see what can be done about it.

After we left the quacks place I went by the DIdge house just for grins and giggles...they called me last week and told me they was gonna make me a deal I could refuse...and I told them then it would have to be one hell of a deal for me to buy anything from Government motors...it wuz. I may be driving this new White Ram with a HEMI...got for a few days to decide. I like the hemi engine...runs like a turpentined cat and the truck doesn't have any of the bells and button I don't want but always wind up paying for anyway. It does have the tilt/cruise and power windows/lock that I like and a simple AM/FM CD player sound system. I know I swore that I would never buy another Dodge after the bail out fiasco but as always I should have never said never...and what the hell..sweetthing does her part to stimulate the economy at Wally World and I might just do my part buying a new White Ram. And I do like the idea of a lifetime power train warranty...but I always wondered about that...do it be my lifetime or the lifetime of the truck whichever comes first...

Anyway, it took four hours of dealing and finagling before I would even agree to drive it home...now I'm tired and some grits and hen fruit sound pretty good.

Not Much about nothin'

Sweetthing did a count this morning...we have filled eight cases of jars (dozen per case) with stuff to eat so far this season. I think I'll pick up another three cases of jars while I'm out today...got a gallon of 'maters' to do something with and my black eyed pea patch will have a gallon plus of peas to pick by Monday. Kinda want to pickle some more okra and I know I'll put up at least another fifty pounds of peaches while they are still in season and priced reasonable.

DAMN it is raining hard outside and I gotta get out of here soon. I reckon the Red Ram will dry out if my clothes get it wet, huh?

Hmmm

When I was a lad the joke was that there was three primary means of communication...telegraph, telephone, and tell a woman. Now days we have to add in all of the twitters and such...and congress. Yeah, if you want some information leaked to the public just tell congress.

And even the emperor knows this...and that is why he has found the balls to tell congress that he will veto a bill "...if it included a provision that would allow information about covert actions to be given to the entire House and Senate Intelligence Committees, rather than the so-called Gang of Eight — the Democratic and Republican leaders of both houses of Congress and the two Intelligence Committees."

He is finally doing something right...but then even a blind hawg will find shit to eat once in a while...

Was There Ever Any Doubt

that this was gonna happen?

The world’s biggest developing nations, led by China and India, refused Wednesday to commit to specific goals for slashing heat-trapping gases by 2050, undercutting the drive to build a global consensus by the end of this year to reverse the threat of climate change.

But that ain't gonna stop the emperor and his kool ade drinking cult from trying to bankrupt the American economy with his cap and trade bullshit. But then maybe we should just sit back and let him do whatever, huh? Maybe when his rat pack followers realize that he ain't gonna be able to provide them with a free lunch for long they will do what rat packs always do when they get hungry...eat each other. Maybe...but I can't bring myself to just lie down for the sumbitch...I may go down but it will be with my boots on.

Charming. Just Fuckin' Charmin'

Dear Guy,
There is still a Flood Watch in effect for Citrus and Levy County through the day.
Rain chances remain high, at 60%, around Tampa Bay and north. Rain activity will be more scattered south of Tampa Bay.
Highs will reach the lower 90s inland and upper 80s along the Gulf and Tampa Bay.
90s south. more...

Sincerely,
Meteorologist Jennifer Hill


Do you know how hot the lower 90s be after a rain? Think sauna....

Good Morning Blog World

And the slaughter has begun. This country (the US OF A)has the memory of a fuckin' barnyard goose that wakes up in a new world every day. This looks like Vietnam all over again...the left wing has positioned the country for a humiliating loss in Iraq...the loss of a war that was mismanaged from the beginning. The military, who has to fight a public relations war at home against the commie bastards, was at the point of victory...and that is an indication of how good this military is. Now the ragheads are gonna kill each other along with all the Americans they can get to. I don't give a shit if they kill each other...one less raghead on this earth is one less that we might have to shoot later. But it does piss me off when even one American soldier gets shot at...let alone injured or killed. Once again I tell you that if a war is not worth giving all we have to win it ain't worth fighting.

War is about killing people...the more the better and the faster the better. The idea is to cause so much death and misery that the enemy figures that it is better to submit than die....hell, that is the way Islam swept the mideast and much of the rest of the world...submit to Islam or fuckin' die! Why do American leaders think that our country should fight a war any different?

Some of us had the solution shortly after Saddam was captured...we should have slapped his ass around a bit and then put him back in charge of the country and told him to kick some butt. And let him know that if he got to gotdam big for his britches we would pants his ass again. And by the way...we want a shit load of oil, okay? Problem solved.

So what now? get the fuck out of Dodge before more get killed. Why the hell keep 80,000 plus garrisoned up doing nothing? Not only does it cost valuable defense dollars it puts the military in a defensive position. Let me explain another thing about a fight...a good defense might keep you from getting a black eye for a while but if the fight is pressed to you and you don't go on the offensive with all ya got your gonna suffer a knockout....it is time once again for the White House to either shit or get off the pot...and so far the sumbitch has only farted.

Okay...my rant for the morning...and I have an idea a hell of a lot of you old soldiers who remember the Vietnam Fiasco will agree...I am having less and less respect for a government that will half step me into war, refuse me the tools to fight with, and then not let me win. Fuck 'em...we got to get rid of this bunch of commies some way or another.
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It is raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock! Has been off and on since early this morning. We got about three iches of rain yesterday and more is forecasted for today and tomorrow...HELL! LET 'ER RIP! I am 13 feet above sea level and my neighbor has a boat. Might have some waterfront property yet, albeit temporary...

Me and sweetthing have places to go and things to do today...I get the bad news (maybe good news...naaaaa)...about my blown out knee at nine this morning and then it is off to take care of 'bidniz' with a sidetrip to Sears, the carwash, and some other errands. Probably be out most if not all of the morning...and hope we can get back home if the rains continue. Y'all come back, heah? next time stick around long enough for a mug of jumpstart and a cackleberry.