Subject: Are you a democrat, republican, or a Southerner

Seems like I remember posting this one once before but my friend MAXX DOG sent it to me and I cracked up after I read it ---again. So I reckon it is worth a repeat. I don't carry a Glock--hell, I'm a poor redneck and can't afford that high dollar ammo. I just keep a 12 gauge loaded and handy.

Subject: Are you a democrat, republican, or a Southerner

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the
following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with
your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge
knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you. You are
carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches
you and your family. What do you do?


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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer
the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built
into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what
kind of message does this send to society and
to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he
be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
and make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this
with some friends for few days and try to come to
a consensus.



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Republican's Answer:

BANG!



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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! click.....


(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!