Here It Is Hump Day Again
Some body once said that time flies when you are having fun. I reckon that is right but I want you to know that time also flies the older one gets. I started this blog 10 months ago yesterday and my loverly blogmomma, Livey witha long I, the NORTHWOODS WOMAN fixed me up with a sitemeter the next day. Its been down hill from there but it keeps me off the streets.
All is quiet again this morning on sweetthing's half acre and pea patch. I went out early with my water hose in one hand and the jumpstart in the other to give the flora a soaking. Hot weather has set in and the plants take a good drink of water every day now to stay healthy. Even so during the heat of the day they will wilt worse than me after a three mile stroll. I'd of never thought about plants just getting tired but that is what they look like sometimes..just give out and give up to the heat but when the cool of the evening sea breeze hits them they revive and al are perky come morning--just to wilt again in the afternoon. Maybe they need Viagra.
I ain't looked at the news this morning. I woke up in a pretty good mood and kinda want to stay there. Sweetthing says the news makes me grumpy. Yeah, I guess..reminds me of the Carlin quip years ago "We got a polish pope and a cowboy president and you wonder why I use dope?" Damn near that bad now except the pope is a Nazi and the president IS the dope.
Emperor Darth Misha I ain't pulling no punches talkin' about Madonna today. Seems the twit decided to get her picture taken on a cross or sumthin to show her disregard for organized religion--in particular Christianity. I have to agree with Misha--she should have had her picture taken pissing of a picture of the Prophet Mohammed if she really wanted to show that she had no use for organized religion. Hell, in this country anybody can diss the Christians and get away with it. The left wing could care less but now if you say something bad about a RAGHEAD....or even post a cartoon about a raghead prophet....now that gets some attention.
Enough for now. One of the Ritus boys is having a shindig in my knuckles this morning and I'm gonna go look for a Darvocet to shut his music down. I'll be back in a piece I reckon, hurtin' fingers or not. This shit is habit forming and I'm hooked. Y'all come back, heah?
All is quiet again this morning on sweetthing's half acre and pea patch. I went out early with my water hose in one hand and the jumpstart in the other to give the flora a soaking. Hot weather has set in and the plants take a good drink of water every day now to stay healthy. Even so during the heat of the day they will wilt worse than me after a three mile stroll. I'd of never thought about plants just getting tired but that is what they look like sometimes..just give out and give up to the heat but when the cool of the evening sea breeze hits them they revive and al are perky come morning--just to wilt again in the afternoon. Maybe they need Viagra.
I ain't looked at the news this morning. I woke up in a pretty good mood and kinda want to stay there. Sweetthing says the news makes me grumpy. Yeah, I guess..reminds me of the Carlin quip years ago "We got a polish pope and a cowboy president and you wonder why I use dope?" Damn near that bad now except the pope is a Nazi and the president IS the dope.
Emperor Darth Misha I ain't pulling no punches talkin' about Madonna today. Seems the twit decided to get her picture taken on a cross or sumthin to show her disregard for organized religion--in particular Christianity. I have to agree with Misha--she should have had her picture taken pissing of a picture of the Prophet Mohammed if she really wanted to show that she had no use for organized religion. Hell, in this country anybody can diss the Christians and get away with it. The left wing could care less but now if you say something bad about a RAGHEAD....or even post a cartoon about a raghead prophet....now that gets some attention.
Enough for now. One of the Ritus boys is having a shindig in my knuckles this morning and I'm gonna go look for a Darvocet to shut his music down. I'll be back in a piece I reckon, hurtin' fingers or not. This shit is habit forming and I'm hooked. Y'all come back, heah?
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