JUST FOR GLEE

Some folks don't think too much of marriage..I reckon that me and sweetthing have been among the more fortunate to have emerged from lust to love and then to being best friends...but anyway, here is a few things the wags and wits have said about marriage.......

"Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts"
-Jeff Foxworthy

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-Groucho Marx

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
-H.V. Prochnow

"I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife
happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let
her have it."
-Lyndon B. Johnson

"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was
God, and I didn't."
- Unknown

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
-Rodney Dangerfield

"Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After
you get used to it, it ain't so hot."
-Minnie Pearl

"Behind every great man there is a surprised woman."
-Maryon Pearson

"They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not
ready for an institution for the blind just yet."
-Mae West

"Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd
be married too."
-H.L. Mencken

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
-Rodney Dangerfield

"No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than
he used to drink when he was single."
-H.L. Mencken

"A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own
flowers."
-Grace Hansen

"If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children
alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family."
-Lawrence Housman

"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat
women."
-Marion Smith

"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then
complain that he's not the man she married?"
-Barbra Streisand

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live
with a car battery."
-Erma Bombeck

"I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep
alone until I was married."
-Lewis Grizzard

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage."
-James Holt McGavran

HAT TIPPED TO MY FRIEND BARNEY