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Ain't no doubt the buzz around the water coolers in offices all across America today is about Gov. Eliot Spitzer. If you don't know by now he be the 'guv' what got caught by the FBI with his hand in a cookie jar..no,wait..more like his hand in a fur pie..an expensive pie.
So, what will happen now? Bill Clinton allowed that a blow job twern't sex and the public believed him and kept him in the White House. Bill Clinton's revelation that it wasn't sex was quite a boon to high school aged boys and increased the profits of those who sold mouth wash to teenaged girls. Some say that the sale of mouthwash started the economic boom of the Clinton years and created a government surplus that was inherited by Bubba Bush. But Bush pulled a Monica on the surplus and blew it.
Was Spitzer actually a closet republican who was really just trying to help the economy by spending his tax refund in advance? Has he been masquerading as a dim-a-crit because he knew that if he got caught as a republican he would be crucified but his behavior would be expected and condoned as a democrat? Was he just following a precedent set by a president?
I don't know people but here's my opinion..the good people of New York should lynch the sumbitch...for two reasons...one for spending that much money on a hooker and the other for getting caught doing it. It just proved to me that he is too fucking stupid to be an effective governor..if he was smart he would not have got caught..at least until he got to the White House where he could have claimed it was just a blow job..thus putting joy back into the lives of teenaged boys and spurring the economy with the increased sales of mouthwash.
That's all I can do for now folks. One fingered keyboarding is just too slow going..with two fingers my keyboarding can keep up with my thinking..hell, even get ahead of it because my thinking ain't all that fast until I get that second cup of jumpstart...which reminds me....y'all come, heah?
So, what will happen now? Bill Clinton allowed that a blow job twern't sex and the public believed him and kept him in the White House. Bill Clinton's revelation that it wasn't sex was quite a boon to high school aged boys and increased the profits of those who sold mouth wash to teenaged girls. Some say that the sale of mouthwash started the economic boom of the Clinton years and created a government surplus that was inherited by Bubba Bush. But Bush pulled a Monica on the surplus and blew it.
Was Spitzer actually a closet republican who was really just trying to help the economy by spending his tax refund in advance? Has he been masquerading as a dim-a-crit because he knew that if he got caught as a republican he would be crucified but his behavior would be expected and condoned as a democrat? Was he just following a precedent set by a president?
I don't know people but here's my opinion..the good people of New York should lynch the sumbitch...for two reasons...one for spending that much money on a hooker and the other for getting caught doing it. It just proved to me that he is too fucking stupid to be an effective governor..if he was smart he would not have got caught..at least until he got to the White House where he could have claimed it was just a blow job..thus putting joy back into the lives of teenaged boys and spurring the economy with the increased sales of mouthwash.
That's all I can do for now folks. One fingered keyboarding is just too slow going..with two fingers my keyboarding can keep up with my thinking..hell, even get ahead of it because my thinking ain't all that fast until I get that second cup of jumpstart...which reminds me....y'all come, heah?
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